Monday, November 24, 2008

Not Me Monday



I'm really ready for my free therapy this week....It's Not Me Monday again! Being Brutally Honest and Living to tell about it! I've got 15 or so people coming for Thanksgiving on Thursday so I'm sure the beginning of this coming week will be full of Not Me's... ☺

Check out MckMama's Blog this week, she has a lot going on over there....

So here are another week of Not Me's!

1. I did not thoroughly enjoy watching the Sooners dominate Texas Tech Saturday night. Nope, because if I did enjoy it, my poor husband who couldn't go to the game because of his injured ankle, would just feel terrible that he missed one of the loudest, craziest, best games in OU football history...

2. At the OKC Thunder basketball game on Friday night, when Nick, who had his pants pulled down, but couldn't hold it long enough to get ONTO the toilet and pooped all over the back of his pants, shoes, and the floor and then apparently tried to clean up the mess with his shirt sleeve,.......when that happened I didn't almost go postal...(to take a word from MckMama's poop incident)....and then end up cleaning off his shoes and his pants, then throwing his underwear, longsleeve undershirt and socks away...so all he had left to wear were his pants (commando), his short sleeve shirt (thank God he had on two shirts) and his shoes with no socks (he stepped in the poop with his socks on). That was a really fun night.... let me tell ya!

On a side note..there was a lady in the bathroom watching me walk back and forth between the bathroom stall and the sink with wet paper towels and gave me the AWW sucks for you face...and then proceeded to tell me her 13 year old wet the bed the other night (I guess to make me feel better about my situation)....I then, upon leaving the bathroom, didn't see the lady with her 13 year old son, and she didn't slyly point at him and wink at me...that poor kid...what kind of mom tells a bunch of people about her kids bathroom problems....tee hee☺

3. I did, not upon losing my cell phone for the 100th time in the last few weeks use my home phone to call my cell phone only to hear it ringing from the trashbag sitting by the backdoor ready to go out to the big trashcan... now who do you think put it in there???? No one will ever know.........

4. While at my 5 year olds Thanksgiving Gathering...I did not wonder when both my 3 and 1 year olds threw up if it was some kind of a awful cosmic joke....ya know because I LOVE to have attention brought to myself, esp. in negative ways...and the kicker is neither one of them is even sick(seriously!)

5. I did not avoid eating at a restaurant because the last time I ate there I found out I was pregnant a week later (happily-seriously), but right now I don't want to be pregnant...so obviously I didn't eat at that restaurant..because I KNOW how one actually gets pregnant and silly superstitions like that are below me.

well...that is it for this week... Hope everyone has a wonderful week and an Awesome Thanksgiving....

15 comments:

MoodyMama (a.k.a. Heidi) said...

Eww! Sounds like you had an excrement week! (Couldn't resist that!) Good luck with the Thanksgiving dinner... ;)

He And Me + 3 said...

Those were great. I have read a lot of poopy posts today. Must have been a bathroom week for moms. Atleast all the kids were trying to help clean up. LOL
Love the pregnant one too...I would totally avoid that restaraunt too.:)

steffenboysmom said...

I love your new slide show! Very cool!

Great not me post!

Fiona said...

I think I'll be joining you in the Not me Monday posts next week too! SNAP I have 15 coming on Thursday also, but I only have 3 boys so you definitely beat me there...

Kingdom Mama said...

Oh, man! You had a rough week!! Great Not Meing though!;)

Mel said...

Oh me oh my, #2 about #2 cracked me up!!! I am sure it wasn't funnyt at the time, but that has to be one for the record books! Good luck hosting Thanksgiving!

Following Him said...

I totally did not wait for you to post this Not Me Monday today :)
~Elyse~

Meme said...

Very happy for you that in #2 you didn't lose it. I always wonder when those types of things happen in public if there isn't some secret camera somewhere catching the whole thing, for lack of a better word, that my kids aren't like totally punking me.

Now wouldn't that look cute on a t-shirt: "I punked my parents".

heidi said...

I think I threw up a little. Thanks.

LOL

Stephanie said...

Oh my..sounds like quite a week :) Funny how our lives are like this with four children..I swear it never ends!

Kimber said...

Poop & Puke all in the same week? You should win the bad week award for sure. Happy Holidays!!

Open your Eyes. said...

Sounds likes a pooey week lol...gotta love kids! xxx.

Following Him said...

Hope your boys are having a great break. Just wanted to let you know that I awarded you an award on my blog.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
~Elyse~

Meme said...

Hello again! I have an award for you over on my blog if you want to hop on over and grab it! Hope you had a blessed Thanksgiving!

Tracey said...

Oh how can I relate to #2! I need to start posting like this! What a way to vent! Hope your Thanksgiving went okay...