After airing all of my dirty laundry (both the clean and dirty varieties) earlier this week, I figured it was time to air even more of my deficiencies today on "Not Me Monday"! I'm ready to be brutally honest and live to tell about it...Check out MckMama's Blog to enjoy a few hundred other ladies, "Not Me's"
So this week:
Alex did not sniff the puddle of liquid on the bleacher underneath Nathan at the hockey game on Friday night to determine if it was pee pee or spilt beer. Upon determining that it was, in fact, pee pee my sister and law and I did not dry his pants and underwear with the hand dryers in the bathroom.
He did not poop in his pants later that night.
If you've been reading awhile you will know that my boys DO NOT have bathroom issues at sporting events.
Nick did not have a poop incident last week at the basketball game.
We did not decide as a family that we always need a change of clothes when attending sporting events.....
I did not just tell everyone on Friday that Nathan has been totally potty trained for six months and he did not just make me a liar that very night!
My kids do not say the darndest things and I absolutely do not think they are hilarious and entertaining......Last night Prince Charming, Nathan, and I were talking about Mommy's and Daddy's and babies and how much we love babies, etc etc. So I asked Nathan if he was gonna be a Daddy when he gets big and he said, "No, I'm gonna be a dragon."
I did not spend 6 hours baking and decorating my 1 year olds birthday cake only to have the arm (of the cake) fall off right before the party started.....I did not almost cry....pictures will follow....
I did not take my 1 year old to get his hair cut because he was beginning to have a mullet, NOPE! because having his hair cut would result in losing all of his beautiful curls! And if he did possibly get a hair cut, it did not make him look like a big boy!
I did not take a nap on the very comfortable couch in the waiting room during Prince Charming's surgery and I certainly didn't ask the front desk for a blanket so I could get even more cozy...Nope! I was on the edge of my seat wringing my hands nervously awaiting the doctor's emergence from the operating room to let me know everything went well......hey people I'm tired and when do I get a break from the kids???
I am not the least bit happy the Sooners are playing Florida in the National Championship game on January 8th!!!!! Boomer Sooner...Sorry Texas!
Have a great week everybody!
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